anything that appears before my eyes

i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

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pizzacrust:

amouthforwar:

animationtidbits:

How to Draw Hands - Tom Richmond

really simple shit that’s always given me trouble in the past.

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superblyjinn:

bananafrog01:

sliceoftoast:

nakedhermione:

holywatered | ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

 #omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

OMG, REMEMBER WHEN I BANGED MY HEAD ON THE TABLE LAUGHING ABOUT ASS CANCER??

Good times~ :’D

#lifetime presents assless chaps: the story of kids with ass cancer #omg frana your cards were too perfect

It’s really sad but I think  I was winning that game. Which unfortunately may mean that I’m a terrible human being :’)

I WISH TO PLAY THIS

I can see myself loving this.

theblueboxtraveler:

airpunchingacademic:

#omfg i have the lumia 800 #the smaller version basically#and MY LAPTOP FELL ON IT #and nothing happened #it was like ‘u ok’ #GOD BLESS NOKIA 

Is the laptop okay though?

good jesus. IS THE FLOOR ALRIGHT?

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